For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2
whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”
And the cycle begins anew.
I’m so tired of jalopnik. They used to be something great, now they are just another gawker site :/
Jalopnik sucked before. Now it’s complete garbage. I’m also upset that I agree with Fede on something.
This post is so true.
BLESS FOR DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”